英语幽默小故事

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1、英语幽默小故事：midway tactics

three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, gigantic sale! and super bargains!

the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, prices slashed! and fantastic discounts!

the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, entrance.

幽默故事翻译：中间战术

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”

左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

2、英语幽默小故事：very pleased to meet you

during world war ii, a lot of young women in britain were in the army. joan phillips was one of them. she worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

one evening she met captain humphreys at a dance. he said to her, i‘m going abroad tomorrow, but i‘d be very happy if we could write to each other. joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in england.

joan went there and said to the matron, i‘ve come to visit captain humphreys.

only relatives are allowed to visit patients here, the matron said.

oh, that‘s all right, answered joan. i‘m his sister.

i‘m very pleased to meet you, the matron said, i‘m his mother!

幽默故事翻译：

在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。

一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。

后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。

琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。

“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

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常用英语口语对话

1、开饭啦!

come and get it!

*这句直译为“来端菜!”it是指“做好了的饭菜”，全句的意思是“饭做好了，来吃吧!”。是母亲常说的话。

it”s time for dinner! 该吃晚饭啦! breakfast/lunch/dinner is ready! 早饭/午饭/晚饭好了啊!

2、该吃饭啦!

it”s time to eat.

it”s time to eat. 该吃饭啦!

finally. 终于吃上饭喽!

3、把碗里的菜吃光。

eat all of your vegetables. 把碗里的菜吃光。 finish your vegetables. 把碗里的菜吃光。 finish up your vegetables. 把碗里的菜吃光。

4、我不喜欢吃芦笋。

i don”t like asparagus.

i don”t like asparagus. 我不喜欢吃芦笋。 don”t be picky. 不许挑食。

谢谢您的款待。

it was very delicious. thank you.

it was a wonderful dinner. 谢谢您丰盛的晚餐。

5、我擦盘子。

i”ll dry the dishes.

*dry是“使干”、“除去水气”和“擦”的意思。 你干什么呢?

what are you doing? *口语中一般发成“what”re you doing?”

6、点心在哪儿?

where are the snacks?

where are the snacks? 点心在哪儿? they”re in the cupboard. 在碗橱里。

7、我去补习学校了啊。

i”m going to cram school now.

*cram意为“填鸭式补习”。

i”m going to cram school now. 我去补习学校了啊。 call when you finish. 下课后来个电话。

8、好好学习。

study hard.

study hard. 好好学习。

i am. 好好学着呢。

9、游戏玩够了吧。

enough with your video games.

enough with your video games. 游戏玩够了吧。 i can”t quit now. 正好玩着呢。

9、快点睡觉。

hurry up and go to sleep.

10、一定要刷牙噢。

make sure you brush your teeth.

make sure you brush your teeth. 一定要刷牙噢。 i will. 一定刷。

11、我还想看电视。

i want to watch more tv.

i want to watch more tv. 我还想看电视。 you”ve watched enough for tonight. 今晚你看得够多的了。

12、昨晚你熬夜了?

did you stay up late last night?

did you go to bed late last night? 昨晚你熬夜了? *stay up late“睡得晚”、“熬夜”。

13、我是个夜猫子。

i”m a night person.

*“早上起不来”的意思。

i”m a night person. 我是个夜猫子。 i”m not. 我可不是。

i”m a morning person. 我喜欢早起。

14、几点回来?

what time are you coming home?

what time are you coming home? 几点回来? around seven o”clock. 大概7点左右吧。

15、穿什么好呢?

what should i wear?

what should i wear? 穿什么好呢? the red one. 穿红的吧!

which dress should i wear? 穿哪件裙子好呢? which one should i wear? 穿哪一件好呢? what should i put on? 穿什么好呢?

16、今天好像要下雨。

it might rain today.

it might rain today. 今天好像要下雨。 take your umbrella with you. 带上伞吧!

6.出门的时候，可别忘了锁门。

don”t forget to lock the door when you leave.

17、你一直没关灯啊。

you left the light on.

*left leave是“保持某种样子”、“保持某种状态”的意思，表达“电灯一直开着”、“发动

机一直开着”、“窗户一直开着”也可以用这种句型。 you forgot to turn off the light. 你忘了关灯了。

18、我得赶紧走!

i have to rush!

i have to hurry up!

i have to get going!

i have to get moving.

19、我是用咖啡来提神的。

coffee wakes me up.

coffee gets me going. 咖啡让我提神。

20、能给我点儿零花钱吗?

may i have my allowance?

may i have my allowance? 能给我点儿零花钱吗? what do you want to buy? 你要买什么呀?

从此以后英语

1、从此以后英语：from this moment on, henceforth;

2、例如：ever afterwe repaired the machine and it worked well ever after.我们修好了机器, 从那以后它一直运转良好。

3、thereafteron the opening day all tickets are a dollar; thereafter, they”ll be two dollars.开张那天票价一元, 以后两元。

4、from now onfrom now on you can work on your own.你从现在起可以独立工作了。

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